Experts Study Florida Panhandle Drownings
Hmmm. Notice the quote about "Most Americans are overweight, and it saves your life. You're going to float in saltwater." ROFL
I do agree they need to employ some lifeguards. There are like none. I don't think I've ever seen a lifeguard, in all the times I've been to the beaches down there.
"Why won't they leave me alone? Well I feel so broke up, I wanna go home..."