Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Only in the South

Dogs Maintain Pickup Rights In Tennessee

In other action, the Tennessee legislature voted down an amendment that would have banned tobacco spitting on Sunday. They also voted to uphold all legal rights for first cousin common law marriages. And finally, with tax day approaching, lawmakers passed an amendment which exempts men with more than four shotguns who live at least forty-five minutes from the nearest Wal-Mart from paying taxes.

"She's got eyes of the bluest skies, as if they thought of rain. I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain..."

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