Here are some breaking stories we've been following today...
In a related story, Ken has reported been pushing hard to reconcile his relationship with Barbie. No, seriously, it's not what you think. Thank goodness. Just what WERE you thinking, anyway?
Eat Mor Tweenkeez
Company execs blamed the financial troubles on the poor economy and Oprah going on a diet.
Golf Could Be Olympic Sport By 2012
(Cartman voice) "Oh yes, that sounds sooo interesting Mrs. Broflowski. Let's add golf to the Olym... zzzzz." No billiards, though :-(
"I laugh everytime I start to think about us. We sent that summer out in style. She's gone, but she left me with a smile, cos she was mine for a little while..."