I'm not sure how fun this is anymore...
Break up:: Break down
Hardy Boys:: mystery
Girl Scout:: cookies
(from unconscious mutterings) Man, I used to love the Hardy Boys. Joe, Frank, Chet, Iola, Biff, Professor, Mary Ann, Ginger... oh wait.
"I got so caught up I forgot she told me. Her and my girl, be the best of homies. Next thing I knew she was all up on me screaming, yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeaah..."