I'm not big on resolutions. I don't have any philosophical reasoning for this, but one time I heard someone say they didn't believe in resolutions, and it sounded good to me. It's kind of like if someone said they didn't believe in working. That's an ideology I think I could really get behind.
I prefer to focus on the positive, the things I did accomplish in 2007. A little affirmation, if you will. I have changed a lot over the past year. Oh sure, maybe not from outward appearances. I still live in the same place, have the same job, the same car, the same underwear rotation, etc. But look closer. Deeper.
For starters, I bathed... every day. And according to my limited research, that is more than 25% of Americans can say, a couple of whom I think I worked with.
I also got out of bed every day. This despite having no real motivation most of the time for doing so.
I threw out a bottle of ketchup... which had a 2004 expiration date on it. I wish I were making this up.
I bought girl scout cookies. Because--and some of you may not know this--I believe the children are our future. Teach them well. And let them
lead the way. And also because thin mints are like getting a box of crack for under five bucks. Not that I've done crack, but I hear things.
Oh, here's a rather important one. I breathed approximately 8 million times during the past year! OK, so most of you are probably right there with me on that one. Just remember, life isn't measured by how many breaths you take, because really, who can keep track? That's why we use years.
And then there was... hmm. Well the hour is getting late. And since I can barely remember what I did Monday, much less last February, I will let my blog tell you the rest. Presenting Bone's 2007, The Year In Blog:
1. Coming out
(I outed my relationship with Nan.)
2. A hat for all seasons
(Axl and I, and his four hats, attended an Alabama basketball game. AKA The Mentos Incident.)
3. Nuvaring is not for everyone
(I voiced my displeasure with the commercials aired during General Hospital
4. Do Not Open Until 2017
(I turned 34.)
(There was the first ever Bone roast. Strange that this would be one of my most commented on posts ever. Hmph. Odd.)
6. How I Roll
(I began a fun new blog feature about my previous rides.)
7. "You can all sleep sound tonight..."
(I proposed a new ad campaign for Lysol.)
8. If they take my stapler, I'll set the building on fire
(I saw Office Space
for the first time! Frickin' A.)
9. Putting the fun in reFUNd
(I proposed a few innovative tax code changes, which inexplicably have yet to be enacted.)
10. The fashion evolution of Bone
(I admitted to once wearing Wranglers. And also proposed the outfit flow chart, which to date, hasn't become a reality. Why? No resources, no skill, no money, no time.)
(I ran my second-ever 10K.)
12. Remembering Pablo
(I said goodbye to Pablo...)
14. Will Neuter For Plinko Chips
(...and Bob Barker.)
15. Nine iron over the starboard side
(I rediscovered golf, and the uncanny ability to lose golf balls. It's like riding a bike.)
16. What's my age again?
(I also rediscovered Nintendo...)
17. To caulk or ford?
(...and the Oregon Trail...)
18. Opening up the AT40 Vault
(...and Casey Kasem!!!)
19. ...But somebody's gotta do it
(I pondered an exciting career change...)
20. Things that make you go hmmm, in Hazzard
(...and The Dukes Of Hazzard
21. Sundays with Chachi
(Scott Baio became my relationship mentor.)
22. The voice of a not-so-new generation
(I coined the phrase The Sitcom Generation. And also the word bacheloronomics
. OK, seriously, how did I have this much time?)
23. Panama City '07
(I went to the beach...)
24. Grillmaster B
(...and grilled. Though not at the beach.)
25. iTunes aNonymous
(I came to terms with one addiction...)
26. The Great American Coke-Out
(...and tried to curb another.)
27. That 70's Fish
(I said hello to GabeKaplan...)
28. Take those old movies off the shelf
(...and old movies.)
29. I wiki, therefore I am
(I wiki'd lots.)
30. Bone's 3rd Annual Festivus For The Rest Of Us
(And of course, there was my third annual Festivus party. Next year, I plan to present the first annual Online Festivus party, so you can all air your grievances here.)
If you really want a resolution, I've always thought one of the best is just to make sure that you live every day. Laugh, cry, think, feel, see, listen. Experience life with all your senses. Savor the days with the value their brevity demands.
Thanks for stopping by during 2007. And may you have a happy and healthy 2008.
"I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself to hold on to these moments as they pass..."
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