Wednesday, July 28, 2004

The Jimmy

Just snapping into a Slim Jim, pondering what changes I need to make to my play-calling in NCAA 2005...

Mmmm... spicy beef jerky. I find it to be the most sensual of the salted, cured meats. "Swiss colony beef log, baby, makes a young boy scream and shout..."

Well, practice went OK last night. It has already become obvious that my shoulder is gonna be a problem all year though. (sigh) I try not to throw hard in practice, and just save it for the games, but it still hurts. Oh well. I'm still lookin' forward to the season. I think we'll be decent. Worried a little bit about our pitching, but we'll see. There was this hottie who was walking the track last night. I guess she must've made at least four or five laps. I think it was distracting everyone. On an unrelated note, I got the most sleep I've gotten in four days last night, about six hours. I needed it though. My head hurt all day yesterday after I didn't get to sleep until 2 AM Tuesday morning. So I'm up to 18.5 hours the past four nights. Woohoo! I feel so refreshed, like a phoenix, rising out of Arizona.

Mom has this funny way of being nosy. First of all, I am a pretty private person when it comes to my dating life. I just prefer to keep most of those things to myself, as you can probably tell if you read my blog very often. I mean, it's no big deal though. If you want to know something, just ask, and I'll tell you. Anyhow, yesterday she was like, "What did you have for supper last night?" I said, "I went to the Mexican restaurant." She was like, "By yourself?" That's how she always does. Of course I didn't go by myself. I'm not eating out in a restaurant by myself like some psychotic loner... unless maybe it's Applebees where the waitresses are gonna end up coming and sitting and chatting anyway.

I was asked the other day why I seem to remain friends with many of my ex-girlfriends. That is a very good question, one that I'll have to ponder for awhile. I'll get back to you on that ;-)

"The Jimmy" was on last night, definitely a top 25 ep, IMO. I think many of us have experienced a shower that didn't take. And this is the first ep where George begins referring to himself in the third person, imitating Jimmy:
J: "Don't you see what's happened, he couldn't talk , he's wearing these shoes, he's drooling."
K. "What!?"
E: "He thinks you're mentally challenged!!"
J (thinking that it is entirely possible): " know."
E: "Well, what happens when you show up? He'll see that you're not."
J: "Not necessarily, because..."

J: "You took a shower."
G: "It didn't take. Ten minutes from now, I'll be sweating all over again. I can feel it. I'm a human heat pump!"
K: "You should take cold showers."
G: "Cold showers? They're for psychotics."
K: "Well I take 'em." ROFL

E: "Do any of you guys know that blonde guy at the health club who's always on the exercise bike? You know, he's really handsome?"
G: "I wouldn't know."
E: "You know, just admitting a man is handsome doesn't necessarily make you a homosexual."
G: "It doesn't help."

Then Jerry thinks he has been violated while under the gas at the dentist.
J: "I don't know, but I was spitting out and rinsing like there was no tomorrow." :-D

"Friends, get scattered by the wind, tossed upon the waves, lost for years on end. Friends, slowly drift apart. They give away their hearts, maybe call you now and then..."


  1. So who did you go to the resturaunt with? Do you have a girlfriend now? Tell us...

  2. He doesn't like filling in the blanks on "The Relationship" but I think he does have a girlfriend, he just doesn't refer to her as "My Girlfriend". :-)

    Just my two cents.

  3. I like Mexican food...YUM! Wow, is your Mom posting comments now? :-) Hmmmm I think I ate at this little Mexican Restaurant in Moulton once...Well, we "carried it out" and ate at home, but it was still yummy!

  4. It's a good thing that you can remain friends with your ex-girlfriends. Your a great guy, and it wouldn't make sense if people didn't want to remain a part of your life.

  5. At 7/28/2004 02:06:40 PM, Anonymous said…
    "Your a great guy, and it wouldn't make sense if people didn't want to remain a part of your life."

    Yeah, what you said. Um, I don't know who wrote that, but would you like to be my PR person? lol Yes, apparently, Mom IS reading my blog now. I have dreaded this day. I'll have to watch my language now. She gets mad if I say "crap". What?

  6. Well if your mom is reading your blog now, you might as well just move back in with your parents.

    You are single and not dating anyone.

    In regards to the "hottie" post, no, that is not offensive.

  7. Yes, I've considered that. I hear more and more people are moving back home.