Feels like an Arby's night...

To quote the profound words of David Puddy. Went and hung out at Jessica's for a bit last night. She went to Arby's and got us some dinner. I had the roast beef (and cheddar). We got to watching The Surreal Life for just a bit. Boy, I tell you what, there is something really messed up about hearing Ron Jeremy say "If someone stole her Bible, I'd kill them," in reference to Tammy Faye. When Erik Estrada is almost always the voice of reason in the group, well, you can imagine. I had no idea that one chick used to be on Baywatch. That must have been after I stopped watching. I'm old school Baywatch, CJ, Mitch, Hobie, Matt, CJ, Summer, Stephanie... did I mention CJ?

I had not done a spyware scan since I put this old hard drive back in, so I decided to do one yesterday. It found 26 items, including one keystroke recorder. Yikes! So I got rid of all those. Amazingly, the ol' puter ran much better after that. Also went over to Dad's and cut the grass yesterday. I have been doing that for years now, but as I was leaving there was this exchange:
Him: "I think my hip is OK now, where I can cut the grass, if you don't want to."
Me: "Well, OK. It doesn't matter to me."
(short pause)
Him: "Well, you can just keep on cutting it."

My sister enjoyed that exchange. He thought about it, then thought better of it. Oh, before I go, I must share a few lines from "The Chinese Woman," which was on last night:
K: "Yeah, but then I'd have to... well, you know, into a cup, in the middle of the day."
E: "Does that conflict with your regular schedule?"

(after Kramer dumps his jockey shorts on Jerry's table)
J: "Well, I'm gonna have to move now."

J: "The thing is, I think she likes people thinking she's Chinese. She suggest Chinese food. She always introduces herself as Donna Chang..."
E: "So why are you still going out with her?"
J: "Well, she is a woman." :-D

That sums up the male perspective on relationships pretty well right there. And, of course, that's the ep with the oft-repeated lines "Don't be ridicurous" and "the rines are crossed." Well, that's all I got for now. Happy trails to you!

"I drove for miles and miles and wound up at your door..."