Tuesday, November 02, 2004

In The News

With the mainstream, aristocratic media covering the election, here are some stories you might otherwise miss today:

Trick-or-treaters Get Beer Tossed In Bags
Trick or treat... or beer?

Student Evicted For Urging Fat Girls To Take The Stairs
I know this is probably wrong, but I find it quite funny.
(excerpt)The fliers read: "9 out of 10 freshman girls gain 10 to 15 pounds. But there is something you can do about it. If u live below the 6th floor take the stairs. Not only will u fell better about yourself but you will also be saving us time and won't be sore on the eyes."(/excerpt)

ROFL You have to admire his creativity anyway. Right? Right? Ri-... Nevermind.

Idaho Man Arrested For Stealing Underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear... la la laaaa. How do I even know that song?

"Lacy things, the wife is missin'. Didn't ask, her permission. I'm wearin' her clothes, her silk pantyhose, walkin' 'round in women's underwear..."


  1. Nice articles! Keep up the great blogging, you give me something to read at work.

  2. Well, that's the whole idea, isn't it? Having something to do at work ;-)