Wednesday, November 10, 2004

A bachelor's tale...

An interesting list?
Here is a list of things I purchased at Wal-Mart this afternoon:
- 10 ct. box of chocolate chip granola bars
- Bottle of Spray 'N' Wash (which didn't really work)
- 4 pk. of Duracell batteries
- A CD I didn't need
- Halls Defense Vitamin C drops (getting close to that time)
- 12 pk. Nestle bottled water

Why did I get a new CD? Why? I can't afford it. I didn't need it. I have medical bills coming out the ying-yang. Yet still I can't resist. Oh well, it's just less that the court will be able to take when I file bankruptcy :-P And why am I buying Spray 'N' Wash? What happened to my life? If I have a stain, I should just wear it anyway, or throw the shirt away. That's what a true bachelor would do. On another note, do the people who produce batteries just think they can charge whatever the crap they want for these precious portable cells of energy? Apparently. They should put these things on the futures markets. "Gold is down a dollar today. Silver, down a nickel. And batteries remain strong, up seventeen cents."

The evening
After church, I met K up at Logan's for some dinner. I was starving as all I had for lunch was part of a peanut butter & banana sandwich. Well, we sat with some new chick who didn't know us... so we both ordered water. Well, while we're waiting to order, the really short girl brings over a slip of paper and a spoon. Written on the paper are the words "From Shanna Fer" (which is what I call her). So I'm a little confused. I look up and see her across the way and she's smiling real big and says, "It's for your macaroni & cheese!" Well, that's a long story. Anyway, I'm not sure what any of that is supposed to mean.

The good stuff
"We'll surprise her."
"Speak to her. That'll surprise her."

"Ask her. She'll know."
"No. She's too stoned. She won't know."

"Dude, it's like we're here in Afghanistan about to capture Osama, and you want to run off to Iraq to look for Wes."

"I don't stop breathing everytime the phone rings. My heart don't race when someone's at my door. I've almost given up thinking you're ever gonna call. I don't believe in magic anymore..."

5 comments:

  1. Well, heavily influenced by the awards show the other night, I purchased Brooks & Dunn's Greatest Hits II.

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  2. Thanks for sharing your interesting day with us. LOL

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  3. His day is more exciting than mine!

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  4. OK, now that's kinda sad. lol

    Speaking of more exciting days, everyone be sure to click on the link to GiggleChick's blog. She had a little accident on the way to work.

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