Thursday, January 13, 2005

It Ain't Happenin'

Well I took the pretty snowflakes off my blog. The temperature at 8:17 AM on January 13 is 65 degrees. The highs have been in the 60s or 70s the past four days. It just ain't happenin'. It is supposed to cool down a little this weekend.

Fifteen, there's still time for you
So we're at dinner last night and they seat the table directly behind me. Immediately I hear girls chatting, so without turning around, I subtlely ask Kyle if they are hotties. He gives an affirmative response. A moment later, I hear this:
Waiter: "How are you ladies this evening?"
(garbled talking)
Girl #1: "It's her birthday."
Waiter: "Today's your birthday?"
Girl #2: "Yes."
Waiter: "Well, we're gonna be picking on you all night. How old are you?"
Girl #2: "Fifteen."

I immediately shot a "what the crap" look across the table. Kyle was like, "I can't tell. They all look the same to me." Funny stuff.

I wonder what channel that was
Just before I drifted off into a nap yesterday after work, I was watching one of those weird channels that hardly anybody watches. You know, it's way off in no man's land on the upper end of the channel spectrum. First, there was this thing on animal miracles. This dog had bit his owner on her breast. She didn't know why, but she went to the doctor and found out she had a small tumor there. I thought it might be Animal Planet I was watching, but then, this special on the Autobahn came on next. Boy, that thing is fascinating. I would think that would be one of the best features of living in Germany. The other, of course, being the chocolate cake :-)

Strait up!
OK, I finally had to make a decision. Those of you who know me know that I'm very indecisive. And besides that, I hate to plan things more than a few hours in advance. But, I finally decided to go to the concert. Again, I'll be utilizing the "pretend I have a date and this is the money I'd be spending on her" method to justify the sixty bucks.

"Hearing voices tellin' me that I should get some sleep, because tomorrow might be good for somethin'..."


  1. WOW 15! I'm pretty sure you'd go to jail for that one.

  2. Ha ha. Yes, I'm not sure how well the "My friend said she looked 18 to him, your honor" defense would work.