I dreamed (is it dreamed or dreamt?) that I was going to take a Christmas card by an ex-girlfriend's parents' house one night, because I didn't know how to reach her. For some reason, I had to drive around the house to make sure her dad wasn't home. Apparently, he didn't like me. The front door was open and her mom was home. She was like, "You'll have to hurry because ______ will be home soon." I can't remember what name she said, but she was talking about the dad. Then she heard a car coming and was like, "That's him." I figured I'd sneak out the back door (not that I've ever snuck out of/into a girl's house before... caddddsssshhhh!!!!), but before I did, I asked her to give me the girl's cell phone number. For some reason, even after I woke up, I precisely remember the number she gave me. It was (313) 351-7556. What is up with that?
Anyway, back to the dream... I got out into the backyard and had to scale a fence. Apparently, I also lived in the same neighborhood they did, because other people were out in their yards and were yelling at me like they knew me. I was running really, really fast, then I heard the girl's brother chasing after me. I finally got really tired and just stopped. I told him not to tell his dad who it was.
So what does all that mean? Why can I so vividly remember that number? Maybe I should just call it. Or maybe I should just call the last seven digits, since it's a Michigan area code. Perhaps my destiny awaits on the other end. So again, it's (313) 351-7756. If this is your phone number, and you're a fairly attractive girl, or if you just happen to have any of these digits in your phone number, please contact me.
"We've gotten too complicated. It's all way overrated. I miss the old and outdated way of life..."