Wednesday, December 15, 2004

If you're single and you know it...

...raise your hand... or your grocery receipt. Whichever.

Today's grocery list
12 pk. Sun Drop - $3.79
Hamburger Helper (Cheeseburger Macaroni) - $1.99
Oreo Double Stuff (Mmmm) - $3.59
Jeno's Crisp-n-tasty pepperoni pizza - $0.99
Half-gallon skim milk - $1.39
Loaf of store-brand bread - $0.79
Tax - $1.13
Total = $13.67

Scenes from a Subway
I was craving a meatball sub Monday night, so I went to Subway about 9:00 PM.
"May I help you?"
"Yeah, I want a six-inch meatball sub..."
"We're out of meatballs."
"Alright. Ummmmm, well how about the cold cut trio?"
"What kind of bread?"
"Ummm, parmesan oregano."
"We're out of parmesan oregano."

Good grief, I felt like I was at that KFC during the WPBA trip two years ago where they were out of everything and I was just like, "Well, why don't you just tell me what you do have?" Or just give me whatever you have and I'll eat it. How about that? BUT, the Subway girl was cute, so I was very understanding, as you might imagine.

Recap (There will be a test.)
I passed out on the couch yesterday after work for nearly three hours. Woke up in time to meet Kyle at Logan's for dinner. There were lots of hotties out doing their holiday shopping. Have I told you lately how I just love this time of year? Went to Books-a-Million after that and found a couple more gifts. Stopped by to see my sister and my puppy on the way home. Got home about 11:15. I'm probably not even half done with my shopping. I think I am going to try and get a big chunk of it done tomorrow after work.

Oh yeah, I got the title of my truck in the mail today! It takes so little to excite me these days. OK, it's off to eat some double stuffs. (Cartman: "What I really like to do, is I like to take the tops off of two cookies, and then put them together and make quadruple stuffs.")

"I wonder if she thinks about Jackson Hole, nights beside the fire and angels in the snow. So many times I've wondered does she think of me that way. I didn't ask, and she didn't say..."


  1. good lord, you drink skim milk?


    2%, that's where it's at man.

  2. You are paying WAY 2 much for hamburger's only .99 at my grocery store.

  3. Really? Hmm. Well next time, perhaps I could send you a check and you could ship me a couple of boxes :-D By the way, do they have Sun Drops where you are?

    I can't drink whole milk anymore. I can barely stomach 1%. Once I got used to skim, it's like I can just taste the fat globules in the others. Blech.

  4. I don't know about the Sun Drops...I've never heard of them.

  5. It's a citrus-y soft drink. They're my favorite. If you ever come thru this area, goin' to the beach or something, you have to try one.

  6. "You are paying WAY 2 much for hamburger's only .99 at my grocery store."

    Dude, that's why you need a woman.