Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Bone Trivia

Got this fun little thing from InterstellarNewlywed.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bone!

  1. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Bone. Um, I wish.
  2. Bone can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time. I was with you up until "water." Sun Drop, maybe.
  3. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Bone. Laurel? That's a good wreath. Evergreen. Real men wear laurel.
  4. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Bone can not. Big deal! Must be Koko the monkey.
  5. Boneocracy is government by Bone. Well duh!
  6. During severe windstorms, Bone may sway several feet to either side! I am flexible.
  7. By tradition, a girl standing under Bone cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege. A girl standing under Bone? Eh, why ask why?
  8. You should always open Bone at least an hour before drinking him.
  9. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Bone has 7! Yes, but I make up for it in other areas.
  10. Bone has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean. This is completely true, although I have absolutely no recollection of it.
I am interested in - do tell me about
"So what are you doing back? Well, I sat back and thought about the things we used to do. It really meant a lot to me. You mean a lot to me. I really mean that much to you? Girl, you know it's true."


  1. You know, I almost put up the same trivia post thingy last week and then forgot about it. Mine said the same thing about the chromosomes and that I had founded the church of scientology. Go me.

  2. Thanks for putting #8 in there. Don't want any surprises!! #1 is hilarious! You know, if we could, we would!!

  3. Umm . . . I would comment.
    But still singing Milli Vanilli in my head.
    Bone, I cherish you! :)
    Good stuff.

  4. I drink two 64 oz. containers of water at work each day. Then, whatever I have in the evening after exercise as well. Not quite 25 gallons, but not too shabby.

  5. Heather: So Scientology... That was you? My real name said that I can clean my ears with my tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.

    Lass: Exactly. What can you say to that one anyway?

    Carnealian: Yes, you have been warned. Whatever that means. Yeah, #1 should have been, Bone wishes he could sleep 22 hours a day. Although that'd only leave 2 hours per day to blog and comment. So maybe not.

    Meghan: Thanks, sweetie ;-) Hope you enjoy that Milli Vanilli. Mission accomplished. Back to base, Joe. I mean, Bone.

    Tenacious Water Depository: 128 ounces plus. Yes, not too Shabby at all. I just put "Tenacious T" in and it says that you also have often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean. Look for me out there. Holla!

  6. I'm still thinking about #8...
    I'm sure there is more to this story.

  7. I love this! Here are my favorites from mine:

    South Australia was the first place to allow Lizzie to stand for parliament. (They wear the silly powdered wigs there, right? Oh, I hope so! I think I'd look good in one.)
    Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Lizzie! (Um, should I be flattered?)
    Lizzie can smell some things up to six miles away. (The funny thing is, my hearing's not so good. I didn't know my sense of smell compensated that much though.)
    The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Lizzie, and 400 times smaller! (Ok, I get the hint. I'm putting down the pint of Ben & Jerry's.)

  8. Favorites from mine:

    OC Girl is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.

    US gold coins used to say 'In OC Girl we trust'.

    Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with OC Girl!

    OC Girl has a memory span of three seconds.

    If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have OC Girl for the rest of the day.

  9. I was the first czar of Russia!!!!!

    That was way exciting.

  10. Sherry: I'm still thinking about it, too.

    Lizzie: "Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Lizzie!"

    Laughing out loud at that one.

    OC Girl: The wonders of the world and the memory span ones are true... aren't they??? ;-)

    Crys: Glad I could provide some excitement for your evening. Maybe Russia will bring back the Czars. At least as a figurehead.

  11. totally incapable of being clever; not always, now

    But very funny; for some reason #4 & 8 in particular