Monday, June 06, 2005


Good morning. It's time to... UPDATE MY BLOG!!! I know you all hope this will be my... BEST ENTRY EVER!!! Well, to be honest, I sure... HOPE SO, TOO!!!

Aaargh!! I helped out LMV at the River City Dance thing Saturday night. They had the same narrator guy as last year. I wish I knew how to explain it, but I guess you just... HAD TO BE THERE!!! He would read from a script between dances, and each time he would end his reading by pausing and then nearly yelling, emphasizing the... LAST THREE WORDS!!! We were... ALL CRACKING UP!!!

Oddly, or as has become status quo for the past three months, I didn't have a date this weekend. However, I did have one girl offer to go out with me while I was at work Saturday. And I had another girl tell me that I would make a great boyfriend. That made me feel so much better while I was at home by myself last night doing laundry and eating a Lean Cuisine meal. Or no better at all.

By the way, while I'm thinking about it, sometime in the next couple of months, I will probably need a couple of friends to... HELP ME MOVE!!! Sorry, reverted back to mundane-moderator-guy there for a second. On second thought, I think I may just start talking like that.. ALL THE TIME!! Yes, I think this is.. PRETTY FUN!!

Recapping the weekend, Pablo and I just decided to stay home Friday night, since I was going to have a long day Saturday. (Pablo is my fish, not my Hispanic roomate.) I mowed the grass, then cooked some Hamburger Helper for dinner. Well, I had Hamburger Helper. Pablo had his usual Bio-Gold. I figured it was best not to let him try any of the cheeseburger macaroni. Had to work Saturday. We were on location. It was nice. There were hotties. Yada yada yada. Then I had to go to my sister's to feed the dogs, because they were at Pickwick Lake all weekend on their boat (which I have not been invited on yet). Then I headed over to the Princess for the recital. Tag, Kyle, and Alyssa were already there. Afterward, we ate at Ruby Tuesdays, where Kyle and Tag shared their surprisingly vast knowledge of the Rainbow Game.

Yesterday, I mostly did laundry. I watched some of the race and some of the women's college softball world series. I think Bama wound up fifth. Women's fast-pitch softball is actually pretty exciting. It's about eight billion times more exciting than women's basketball. Oh, I also actually... CLEANED THE TUB!!! Went to Wal-Mart last night after church. Got a shopping cart with a bad wheel, for like the seventy-fourth consecutive time. Total debit purchase... $98.25. I ran a couple of miles. It is really getting steamy here. I wish I could wake up early enough to run in the mornings before work. That would be much cooler, literally. But we all know that is about as likely to happen as Ron Artest becoming commissioner of the NBA.

Be watching for my next blog-umentary... A gallon of gas versus a Mach 3 razor blade: Which is more expensive? The answer could surprise and astound.

"Is there something going on tonight that we don't know about?"
"I think there's been something going on our entire lives that we don't know about."

"Guess what I'm drinking?"
"The very last Grapico."

"All the girls showed up to watch the guys... RACE THEIR CARS!!!"

"I wonder about her. I wonder where she went from here. Still wonder about her, but nothin's comin' too clear. Since she left me all alone, my days go by like years..."


  1. Bone,

    I think Keith Hernandez is available to help you move.

  2. ROFL

    I can't ask him to help me. We just met. It's too awkward.