If I meet a girl tomorrow...
And we date for a year, I'll be 33.
Say we have a minimum six-month engagement, I'll be nearing 34.
If we have a child within 18 months of marriage, I'll be 35.
(Granted, these time frames may be a little rushed, but it's all for example's sake.)
That means when my firstborn graduates high school, I'll be 53. Ugh.
And all this is contingent on me meeting a girl tomorrow.
Not just a girl... THE girl.
I better get to work.
"You walk before me. Lord knows I can't follow. You walk behind me, and I don't think I can lead. You walk around me. Please don't walk around me, cos you know how dizzy I get..."