Wednesday, January 28, 2004

Last Comic Camping

Many comics left standing out in the cold

Looks like they were turning people away. I'd rather make it the hard way... getting no laughs from a late night drunk audience... slowly building a following playing trashy comic clubs... countless bouts with depression and thoughts of suicide... where was I going with this?

And then there's this...

Japanese baseball prospect apologizes for gay porn past

I just had to pick a couple of quotes out of that...

"I was young, playing baseball, and going to college, and my teammates and I needed money."

Well, I'm sure we've all been there before. Oh wait. It's amazing the differences in cultures. When I was in college and low on money, I did what most guys did. I gave blood. What? Or stayed up all night doing term papers for hot chicks. Come to think of it, I don't think I ever got paid for those. Hmmm... ROFL

And then this...

When asked if he's worried he might be heckled, Tadano joked, "I don't understand English, so it doesn't really matter." WOOOOOOOOO!!!

"Just because you graduate from school, so high in the gene pool. That's your point of view. But when you're broken down, and no one else is around, you'll come running back to this town. And I'll be there. Yes, I'll be there..."

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