For those of you who don't follow me on Twitter, we have a special treat for you today. Seeing as I basically live-tweeted the Super Bowl yesterday, I thought I might share said tweets with you.
Think of it sort of like when the cable company offers free HBO for the weekend. A brief glimpse into the premium side of Bone. Or if you missed the game, think of this as the Cliff's Notes. This is all you really need.
So sit back, pretend you're on the couch there with me as we take in the sights and sounds of Super Bowl XLVI. Or I'll even let you sit on my Bama beanbag if you want. And I hope you brought a friend. Otherwise, there could be some weird tension if it's just the two of us.
(Note: I dozed off a couple hours before kickoff.)
/Begin Twitter log
I just dreamt I was chewing like twenty pieces of gum -- Wrigley's, Spearmint and Doublemint. #nap #subconscious
Aaaaand I missed Kelly Clarkson.
Why don't they keep score with #RomanNumerals? OK, I will. That's IX to... Wait, what's zero in Rome?
Apparently, there is no Roman Numeral for zero. #IGuessThatsWhy
Officially abandoning my quest to elliptical the whole first half. Can't hear the commercials.
IX to III. Ah, much better.
My Mom, the other day: "Tom Brady's nearly too pretty to be a football
player." What's an appropriate response to that? "Uh, yes, he is?"
Speed dating! Bahaha.
There's way too much football game in between these commercials.
X to IX. VIII seconds left in the half.
What's Madonna gonna sing? I'm hoping for "Papa Don't Preach."
Oh! That was a G.I. Joe movie trailer. I thought it was gonna be a kickin' Mountain Dew commercial when it started out.
I sure hope everybody's at a Super Bowl party. Else I'm probably losing lots of followers tonight.
Off night for Budweiser. Wow.
Collinsworth: "You get an offsides, and then that 3rd and 8 turns into
3rd and 2." Evidently they're giving 6 yards for offsides now.
Also loved the Seinfeld commercial. Betcha never could've guessed that.
And then there's the ads that make me never want to buy a product from that company. Ever. #Samsung
And your Roman Numeral final tally: XXI to XVII
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If you would like to join me on Twitter -- and after that, well how could you not -- just leave your Twitter handle in the comments and I'll follow you. But hurry, I plan to cut it off at a thousand followers. (For those who are curious, I currently have 22.)
If you would like to subscribe to HBO, contact your cable or satellite provider. Then you can DVR Curb Your Enthusiasm and invite Bone over for a TV night.
I know, BYOB... Bring your own beanbag.
"Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep. Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep..."