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I'm not sure I remember how to do this. This must be how Elvis felt during the '68 comeback special.  Come to think of it, I have...

(Source: FakeOnion.com) Mr. Cy Berstocker thinks he has uncovered something quite alarming about the world in which we live.  After suff...

This is the story of a boy who had no friends.  We'll call him... Cone. Cone lived with his mother.  He was smart.  And even in those...

I have spent the past fifty-plus hours in an Olympicoma, defined by Bone-a-pedia as "an extended state of lethargy induced by four cha...