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"Here is my card. It's got my cell number, my pager number, my home number, and my other pager number. I never take vacations, I ne...

I went to Facebook to change my relationship status--you remember, my self-fulfilling prophecy thing. Well... I couldn't do it. Oh, it a...

Girl: I knew there had to be another side to you. Jerry: No, no, there's no side! Girl: There is a side, an ugly side. Jerry: No, no, no...