In the news...

Happy birthday today to Lindsay Wagner. Wow, she was hot as the bionic woman. How do you go from crushing tennis balls with your bare hand to not even being able to get a good night's sleep? I guess with all those mechanical parts it's hard to get some solid shuteye. Perhaps you'd like to help me figure out my sleep number, baby?

Well, my artesian well of sparkling blog material is apparently bone dry. It's as barren as Keanu Reeves Oscar shelf. These blog days of summer are sapping my creative forces like the red sun of Krypton saps Superman's super powers. I guess we all go thru dry spells. So I thought I'd share a few links today...

Fear Factor Coming To Huntsville

That'll be kinda cool. I guess. Although I would prefer Dog Eat Dog, because that hostess chick is H-O-T!

Man Thrown From Water Ride At Amusement Park

(excerpt) "The car the five were riding in went down an incline and into a basin that was supposed to be filled with water but was apparently empty."

Looks like that would be on the checklist, doesn't it? Like #1... "Be sure to fill basin with water."

And then there's this. Obviously a serious story. But an officer named Constable? You've gotta be kidding me! That's like an ice cream man named Cone.

Hope you are all enjoying this second day of summer. Now, back to work. w-w-w-dot-g-o-o-g-l-e-dot-c-o-m... click "images"... b-r-o-o-k-e-space-b-u-r-n-s... click "search images"... what?

"She's watchin' him with those eyes. And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it. And he's holdin' her in his arms late at night..."