Kyle alerted me to this over the weekend. And as the self-proclaimed spokesperson for single people everywhere, I felt it was my duty to blog it:
Wal-Mart Stores Introduce Singles Nights
That kinda reminds me of one of the skits on Whose Line: And we all remember that retail favorite, "Tie a Red Ribbon Round Ye Olde Shopping Carte." So now while you're shopping for groceries, household items, toilet paper, and such, you might also pickup a lifetime companion. Just make sure you scan the barcode to see how expensive she is before you reach the checkout line. Seriously, I don't think it's a bad idea. I've always found Wal-Mart to be a good location to meet women, especially the produce, dairy, frozen foods, and health and beauty sections ;-)
"I remember when you used to be shy. Yeah, once we were so fine, you and I. Now why you gotta make it so hard on me..."
Heck, I wish they did that around here! It would be the perfect place to meet men!
ReplyDeleteYeah I wish they would do that here.
ReplyDeleteWhen you get to be "our age" it's incredibly difficult to meet quality people.
I'm sure eventually they will do it here. Seems like it would work in theory, because Wal-Mart, that's real life, real people, buying Maalox, tube socks, and batteries.
ReplyDeleteI think that's because those are the only places guys like me encounter decent girls. Well, besides the park when I'm running. But I'm always afraid I'll get maced there.
ReplyDeleteAre u kidding who would hurt a sweet and cute guy.If they hurt my bonester they will definitely hear from me.
ReplyDeleteoh on the marriage of garth and trish , garth needs to go back to sandy she loved that man.She forgave him when he told her he had been with another freind. SHE gave hime 3 children. To me he had it all but for some reason he didn't think so .
Another friend, huh? lol That's an interesting term for it.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you've got my back. Thanks.
Broken engagement. Been there, done that.
ReplyDeleteSee ya at Wal-Mart.