Lap-alicious

Well, my friends, you can add this to my Xmas list right now...


That looks really soft and comfy ;-) 
(from Tech Japan)

Just in time for the holidays, introducing the Girlfriend's Lap Pillow. All the comfort and security of falling asleep in your girlfriend's lap, except without the hassle or cost of finding or keeping a girlfriend. You'll be so comfortable that you probably won't even realize that her body has been completely shorn off above the torso. No, you'll sleep like a baby, knowing you're safe in her arms um... legs. Tight red mini-skirt added for effect... or for some other strange, unknown reason.

As the old saying goes, what will they think of next?

"And she loved to be held and kissed and touched, but I didn't do it, not nearly enough. And if I'd have known that was gonna be our last dance, I'd have asked the band to play on and on, and on and on and on. I'd do a lot of things different..."