tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post6710373157318570089..comments2024-03-13T12:44:53.437-05:00Comments on If You Read Only One Blog This Year: Labor painsBonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-48082476934984022412011-11-17T11:05:57.320-06:002011-11-17T11:05:57.320-06:00I'm still trying to picture the afterbirth.
M...I'm still trying to picture the afterbirth.<br /><br />May the breastfeeding of your television set go easily and well, with no clogged ducts.Jocelynhttp://omightycrisis.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-40561480710183110742011-11-12T15:56:14.188-06:002011-11-12T15:56:14.188-06:00PennyCandy - I think maybe you're not really l...PennyCandy - I think maybe you're not really laughing about football, per se. Because from my point of view, there was definitely nothing funny about the football itself :)<br /><br />Sherri B - Do they have oral epidurals? Or is that, by definition, impossible?<br /><br />Sage - LOL Good call, my fellow uterus-challenged friend.<br /><br />Shrinky - I've heard that. Definitely saying "yes" to any and all medications next time. <br /><br />Thanks!<br /><br />MarkD60 - I don't think I'm gonna touch that one.<br /><br />Carnealian - I gotta say, I know football's far from the most important thing in that situation, but for some reason I was kinda rooting for Penn State today.Bonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-12602878759935683612011-11-12T09:51:35.652-06:002011-11-12T09:51:35.652-06:00Your campaign for comedy is in full swing!!
I&#...Your campaign for comedy is in full swing!! <br /><br />I'm glad you made it through the birth alive (you know there are many that lose their lives.) <br /><br />And for more comic relief to help you in your post-partum haze, please tune in to the PSU v. Nebraska game. There's guaranteed to be shenanigans. It's State College after all!!Carnealianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04438541010027037499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-23681859726797554682011-11-10T22:03:16.879-06:002011-11-10T22:03:16.879-06:00I don't know about football or childbirth, but...I don't know about football or childbirth, but would you rather get directions from someone with long hair or short hair?MarkD60https://www.blogger.com/profile/04081737467851406387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-50491148203065453242011-11-10T09:48:32.158-06:002011-11-10T09:48:32.158-06:00Aww, there, there, next time is never as hard as t...Aww, there, there, next time is never as hard as the first (you'll know to take every drug they throw at you). Here's to the pitter-patter of better, more successful boots.<br /><br />Too funny!Shrinkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18401403773851253351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-68562407643345705802011-11-09T21:34:59.173-06:002011-11-09T21:34:59.173-06:00Was this the 2011 version of Rosemary's Baby?Was this the 2011 version of Rosemary's Baby?sagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17499891950639742366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-61464687734498324342011-11-09T20:29:55.676-06:002011-11-09T20:29:55.676-06:00LOL...Bone, I think you should've opted for th...LOL...Bone, I think you should've opted for the epidural. At least it would've numbed your pain! (oh wait, you don't like needles...never mind) :PSherri B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/00834386300886224116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-48458580293245629912011-11-09T19:26:05.313-06:002011-11-09T19:26:05.313-06:00Oh my every time I read one of your football stori...Oh my every time I read one of your football stories. I laugh but I also shake my head because I really do not understand why I am laughing about football.PennyCandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07998433304599368727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-50996813901208990072011-11-09T17:00:42.242-06:002011-11-09T17:00:42.242-06:00Daily Panic - Crying? Well, I suppose this was a ...Daily Panic - Crying? Well, I suppose this was a bit like watching <i>A Baby Story</i> on TLC... uh, not that I would know.<br /><br />Thanks for the inspiration!<br /><br />Renee - I'm going to have to produce a birth certificate before you will believe me, aren't I?<br /><br />Stitches? *cringe* I don't really like needles.<br /><br />Cami - Promiscuous. Good word!<br /><br />Well, I figure it's the closest I'll ever come. Unless maybe I have kidney stones. Or the dreaded catheter. *triple cringe*<br /><br />Ed - Pretty hard, yes. And unfortunately, the Family Leave Act makes no provisions for this sort of thing. So I had to go back to work on Monday.<br /><br />Pia - Thanks! Does this mean I can attend BlogHer next year?Bonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-39110434664354223492011-11-09T16:08:24.287-06:002011-11-09T16:08:24.287-06:00I though this was hilarious. But I think you just ...I though this was hilarious. But I think you just made yourself into a male mommy (to be) blogger so I'm not sure we can be friends anymore--between the brilliance of your writing and the solidarity of mommy bloggers there will be no place for the rest of us<br />I did LMAO thoughpiahttp://courtingdestiny.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-30267711821119412462011-11-09T15:30:37.194-06:002011-11-09T15:30:37.194-06:00I figured you must have been taking it pretty hard...I figured you must have been taking it pretty hard since it has been four days since the game. I had no idea how hard though until now.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214319366049620074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-19739674105755125142011-11-09T14:50:12.431-06:002011-11-09T14:50:12.431-06:00You are so ridiculous. I'm sorry you got knock...You are so ridiculous. I'm sorry you got knocked up by Les Miles. You should probably stop being so promiscuous. <br /><br />I am literally laughed out loud reading this- I feel your pain. As a childless woman, I'm assuming that childbirth will be this painful one day. I cannot fathom anything more painful- so that makes sense.McClure ELA 8https://www.blogger.com/profile/08900755087875240681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-37193689787680607022011-11-09T14:03:36.854-06:002011-11-09T14:03:36.854-06:00I'm still not convinced...but then I've ne...I'm still not convinced...but then I've never experienced football like this.<br /><br />by the way...did you need stitches afterward?Renee Nefehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08167893445846427824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-89753587467497480772011-11-09T13:40:59.492-06:002011-11-09T13:40:59.492-06:00Bone, I am crying reading this... and LOL'n - ...Bone, I am crying reading this... and LOL'n - you my friend are now in full on postpartum depression...<br /><br />until the second birth!!!!Daily Panichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06179183072566661932noreply@blogger.com