tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post3668420745679394145..comments2024-03-13T12:44:53.437-05:00Comments on If You Read Only One Blog This Year: Things that make you go hmmm, in HazzardBonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-70416797658006792232007-08-09T10:00:00.000-05:002007-08-09T10:00:00.000-05:00Fledgling Poet: Well, thanks much :) I was strivi...Fledgling Poet: Well, thanks much :) I was striving for humor, but you never know.<BR/><BR/>OK Chick: <I>Daisy would become an example for all women of the 21-century. Even hot women can’t get dates!</I><BR/><BR/>LOL Amen, sister! Oh wait.<BR/><BR/>Charlotta-love: Boss Hogg, bulb of pus... hmm.<BR/><BR/>Carmen: Yes! I had forgotten about it until you mentioned it, but yes, yes I did!Bonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-2199821512527840372007-08-08T11:02:00.000-05:002007-08-08T11:02:00.000-05:00Now I'm going to be singing that theme song all da...Now I'm going to be singing that theme song all day. :)<BR/><BR/>Did you ever leave the car windows down and try to jump in without opening the door?Carmenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15510611938483509612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-17760368269006431912007-08-08T10:42:00.000-05:002007-08-08T10:42:00.000-05:00It's official. I will never look at Dukes of Hazz...It's official. I will never look at Dukes of Hazzard the same. Or whiteheads for that matter. The next time I have a zit (which is *ahem, never), I'll be picturing a miniature Boss Hogg taunting the nearest freckle.Charlotta-lovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17694362692847403727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-44284922206582285222007-08-08T07:29:00.000-05:002007-08-08T07:29:00.000-05:00All great questions. Here's my theory.I think Uncl...All great questions. Here's my theory.<BR/><BR/>I think Uncle Jesse was really their uncle. I bet Bo and Luke's dad was in the army and died in the war. <BR/>I think Daisy's mom was Uncle Jesse's sister. My theory is Daisy's mom was knocked up. It was crazy a one nightstand, which resulted in Daisy. Since she didn't know the guy's last name, Daisy was given the last name Duke. <BR/><BR/>Daisy didn’t date because she had standards. She was holding out for the perfect guy. Daisy would become an example for all women of the 21-century. Even hot women can’t get dates!OK Chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14729372117518869463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-49401682017925609732007-08-08T07:05:00.000-05:002007-08-08T07:05:00.000-05:00Your blog post was clever and hilarious...thanks f...Your blog post was clever and hilarious...thanks for starting my Wednesday off right. :~)Sherri B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/00834386300886224116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-80978635935941460952007-08-08T00:16:00.000-05:002007-08-08T00:16:00.000-05:00Pia: Only a Bone would analyze this show from any ...Pia: <I>Only a Bone would analyze this show from any perspective</I><BR/><BR/>Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment :)<BR/><BR/>What would Scott Baio do? You know I've been asking myself this exact question more and more lately.<BR/><BR/>Renee: My keyboard is a veritable buffet.<BR/><BR/>I thought about the jobs thing for the post. I assume they all helped operate the family farm. And yes, Daisy worked at the Boar's Nest for a time. <BR/><BR/>Coy and Vance were only on for one season, I think. Season five, maybe?<BR/><BR/>Actonbell: Ooo, I have lots of commercial questions, too. Oh well, perhaps another day.<BR/><BR/>Lass: No, I didn't, but I'll be watching next time I see it come on. Thanks for the DoH trivia!<BR/><BR/>I have lots of cousins. Lots. But I can't think of a single one who ever lived with an uncle, much less five :)<BR/><BR/>Shelby: I was a faithful viewer as well. John Schneider was also a pretty good country singer for a time!<BR/><BR/>Katie: Oh, you're cracking me up. <BR/><BR/>Embarrassing??? I think not :)<BR/><BR/>Hmm, the window shade glare? My girlfriend's parents always flipped on the porch light.Bonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-89007185746892906092007-08-07T21:52:00.000-05:002007-08-07T21:52:00.000-05:00I dated a guy in highschool that drove a beat up o...I dated a guy in highschool that drove a beat up old charger that was primer gray for a while but then finally painted red. You could hear the thing coming around the block so I never could stay in the car too long before I got the window shade glare from my father. Also....you'll never believe this but about the horn. Yes, he had the General Lee horn. It was embarrassing as hell, but still something about riding around in that car made me feel sexy. Not going to lie.<BR/><BR/>And yes, I would climb out of the window just for the hell of it.Katiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17193704445130862523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-77492186504002579212007-08-07T21:16:00.000-05:002007-08-07T21:16:00.000-05:00I HAVE thought of some of these things - and I'm a...I HAVE thought of some of these things - and I'm a girl.<BR/><BR/>More things that make you go hmm.<BR/><BR/>I watched the show religiously.<BR/><BR/>Funny moment the other day - I told my son (17 years old) that the blonde dude on Dukes is Superman's earth dad on Smallville. <BR/><BR/>His response, "no way - get outa town."<BR/><BR/>My response, "no really. it' true."Shelbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02757079675613448834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-69606309097755693672007-08-07T21:14:00.000-05:002007-08-07T21:14:00.000-05:00Did you know that Tom Wopat bet John Snyder that h...Did you know that Tom Wopat bet John Snyder that he could touch his tongue to his nose in an episode and get away with it? Yep. Just watch the opening scenes, and when Luke puts the gun back in the holster, he touches his tongue to his nose. <BR/><BR/>I actually saw a documentary on the show, and they talked about the familial relations between the cousins. It is The Deep South. Lots of cousins runnin' around crazy there.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-3075393384243217192007-08-07T19:38:00.000-05:002007-08-07T19:38:00.000-05:00Well I came here to giggle about your chips & sals...Well I came here to giggle about your chips & salsa. Ya know you shouldn't be eating at the computer anyway. ;)<BR/><BR/>And then I have to comment on <I>The Dukes of Hazzard</I>. Ya know I've never thought too much about that show, but you did bring up some good points.<BR/><BR/>Seven seasons? Well cuz lots of folks were watching it and it sold!<BR/><BR/>Dynamite? not sure...what kind of jobs <I>DID</I> they ever have? LOL! I don't remember them ever working...only Daisy worked at the bar...was she the only bread winner for the entire family?<BR/><BR/>I must not have watched the show enough cuz I don't remember Coy & Vance...but that family set up was really weird.<BR/><BR/>and they wore the same clothes? Wow! I didn't notice anything but the tight jeans.Renee Nefehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08167893445846427824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-84953633297972024322007-08-07T19:12:00.000-05:002007-08-07T19:12:00.000-05:00Only a guy? Only a Bone would analyze this show f...Only a guy? Only a Bone would analyze this show from any perspective<BR/><BR/>I have come late to this commentary so I can't talk about the truly gross pus image plus much else<BR/>Bo & Luke versus Homeland Security.<BR/>Think you have a new style reunion show. Maybe Matt Damon can play.....<BR/><BR/>Yuck Bone you have way too much time on your hands but nobody has taped the truly important question to an analysis of Dukes and your life...<BR/>what would Scott Baio say? Would Scott care?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-2323002073316786692007-08-07T18:43:00.000-05:002007-08-07T18:43:00.000-05:00Carnealian: Well, what can I say, I am a guy. I w...Carnealian: Well, what can I say, I <I>am</I> a guy. I wasn't wondering about Starsky & Hutch. Well, at least not about that. But thanks :)<BR/><BR/>TC: I try to paint a vivid picture with words. Glad you enjoyed it O:)<BR/><BR/>Meanwhile, the vision you have of my mother can remain untarnished. No one in my family ever had a Dixie horn on any of their vehicles. Well, immediate family anyway.<BR/><BR/>Jennifer: Sigh. You girls. Why was none of this verbal ogling going on last post when I blogged about Jimmy Kimmel? :)<BR/><BR/>Avery Laine: <I>Which one was Bo and which one was Luke??</I><BR/><BR/>LOL Now <I>that's</I> funny. Um, just remember Bo was blonde. B for Bo and blonde ;)<BR/><BR/>Eh, they mostly all popped into my head while I watched the show for two or three hours straight last night on CMT.<BR/><BR/><I>Someone should write a thesis! I can see this as a perfect topic for a Sociology or possibly even an Anthropology major.</I><BR/><BR/>Now there's the best idea I've heard all day.Bonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-74621902318118766492007-08-07T17:45:00.000-05:002007-08-07T17:45:00.000-05:00An Aside: Which one was Bo and which one was Luke...<I> An Aside: Which one was Bo and which one was Luke?? I watch The Dukes periodically and, for whatever reason, like it, but I can <B>never</B> remember which is Bo and which is Luke.</I><BR/><BR/>I've frequently had a few of those same questions in my mind when I've watched The Dukes. However, I've never had more than one of those questions in my mind per episode. How, in the name of all that's Southern, did you come up with <B>ALL</B> of those questions at once? My brain would implode. Too. Many. Questions. :)<BR/><BR/><I>That means that Jesse had to have at least five brothers himself, all of whom had at least one child who wound up living with the same uncle for a time when they were grown, right?</I><BR/><BR/>Dear Bone, you live in the South . . Alabama is awfully close to Mississippi. Can't you see how this scenario is entirely plausible?<BR/><BR/><I>Why wasn't Daisy ever married, or even dating anyone?</I><BR/><BR/>Much like The Dukes of Hazzard was <I>sort of the Gilligan's Island of the 1980's</I>, Daisy was the <B>Smurfette</B> of the sitcom world.<BR/><BR/><I>Then and only then will we begin to understand the sociological intricacies that defined Hazzard County.</I><BR/><BR/>Someone should write a thesis! I can see this as a perfect topic for a Sociology or possibly even an Anthropology major. Perhaps I should go around to the local colleges and post this idea on the bulletin boards. Studies should be done. Charts should be made.<BR/><BR/>Don't ya think?Avery Lainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09345488591306465101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-92217413673188209222007-08-07T16:37:00.000-05:002007-08-07T16:37:00.000-05:00You know what? I never gave any of that stuff the ...You know what? I never gave any of that stuff the first thought. All I could think about was how incredible John Schnieder looked climbing in the window of the General Lee in that white shirt and tight jeans. Is it just me, or is it suddenly hot in here?Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10649007194044098187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-48394783368119730622007-08-07T16:36:00.000-05:002007-08-07T16:36:00.000-05:00One has to marvel that the show stayed on the air ...<I>One has to marvel that the show stayed on the air for seven seasons.</I><BR/><BR/>Now that’s something I’ll agree with…<BR/><BR/><I>like a bulb of pus culminating in a non-aesthetic whitehead.</I><BR/><BR/>That is one of the most disgusting lines of imagery I’ve read in awhile, Bone. Wow.<BR/><BR/><I>I believe these are all pertinent questions which require much research and in-depth analysis to answer.</I><BR/><BR/>You clearly have too much time on your hands and need a hobby or something :-)<BR/><BR/><I>When you're ten years old, all you really think about is trying to persuade your Mom to put a Dixie horn on her Cutlass.</I><BR/><BR/>Please tell me that your Mother said no. Please. I have this vision of your Mom from these posts as a woman who didn’t allow you to do anything stupid with her <B>permission</B> growing up, and I’d kind of like to keep that image.TChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02487739742081226423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-11155104479433812482007-08-07T16:16:00.000-05:002007-08-07T16:16:00.000-05:00OK, only a guy would analyze the show from this pe...OK, only a guy would analyze the show from this perspective. I think if you checked on the female analysis, you'd find we were deciding which was cuter, Bo or Luke. Same thing applies to Starsky and Hutch just in case you were wondering. ;)Carnealianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04438541010027037499noreply@blogger.com