tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post1462174493128213553..comments2024-03-13T12:44:53.437-05:00Comments on If You Read Only One Blog This Year: Life and the lack thereofBonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-55661370405442684892009-10-26T15:59:29.735-05:002009-10-26T15:59:29.735-05:00I'm quite sure that the dates on milk bottles ...I'm quite sure that the dates on milk bottles don't mean a lot. If milk's off, you know about it. And then you don't drink it... do you?!<br /><br />Loved the cousin/arms story. You have a way of phrasing things that really makes me chuckle!J Adamthwaitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16345895278356184427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-68847445143250650562009-10-26T14:38:09.226-05:002009-10-26T14:38:09.226-05:00Cami - Ooo, wedding showers are my favorite :)
I ...Cami - Ooo, wedding showers are my favorite :)<br /><br />I was talking about that with someone the other day, how at any moment of any day, you can find a <i>CSI</i> or <i>Law & Order</i> on somewhere.<br /><br />Daily Panic - A boxer isn't a bad idea. I'd have to be Rocky, though. I'll work on my "Adriaaaaan's!"<br /><br />Michelle Gartner - Funny you should mention that. Although I've never eaten cottage cheese, I did have some bacon dated October 9th yesterday. But I can only hope to someday be referred to as the Clay Aiken of bacon.<br /><br />Mama Zen - Well, thank you. It's a title that comes with some pressure, but I think I'm up to it.<br /><br />Michelle Johnson - Yeah, chocolate milk <i>is</i> good. I really should buy it more often.<br /><br />Thanks for the nice compliment :)Bonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-30065874305410793052009-10-23T18:40:37.315-05:002009-10-23T18:40:37.315-05:00I absolutely hate milk because i upchucked it as a...I absolutely hate milk because i upchucked it as a kid. I remember going from room to room with a garbage can because I couldn't hold milk down. I guess you could say it left a bad taste in my mouth. Now I can only have it with cereal. Chocolate milk is good too. <br /><br />Your post is hilarious Bone. It's chalk full of great words. Keep writing like this and you'll be famous before you know it. Have a great night.poefusionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157059633840032305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-50741610207667838532009-10-23T16:11:05.642-05:002009-10-23T16:11:05.642-05:00"Consider me the Michael Phelps of lactose.&q..."Consider me the Michael Phelps of lactose."<br /><br />That's one of the best lines ever, Bone!Maude Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03669688074743095866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-49467568552302195402009-10-23T15:45:50.664-05:002009-10-23T15:45:50.664-05:00Yesterday- I dumped a carton of moldy cottage chee...Yesterday- I dumped a carton of moldy cottage cheese down the toilet... I should have saved it for you. It would have been a world record.<br /><br />Thanks for dropping by!Michelle Gartnerhttp://oneofakindwis.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-62718120681851424682009-10-23T14:09:06.727-05:002009-10-23T14:09:06.727-05:00a costume Idea? how about a boxer with a satin ro...a costume Idea? how about a boxer with a satin robe- you might secretly have in that "linger-A -round" pile of pj's you have and you could tape the letters "Bone crusher" on the back then you could do one of those poses that show the guns- <br />and knock out those little beggers when they come ringing your bell. <br /><br />Dwight's gun show - well, that may be yet another costume idea- where does one get those pocket protectors??? That video was perfect.Daily Panichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06179183072566661932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-44627648323345715992009-10-23T11:42:03.806-05:002009-10-23T11:42:03.806-05:00just so WorkingMom knows, I teach middle school- ...just so WorkingMom knows, I teach middle school- and we still do scoliosis screenings. so exciting. <br /><br />And I'm glad to know someone is as exciting as I am. The only difference is that I go to weddings, wedding showers, and baby showers. Try to control your jealousy- it's quite unbecoming. <br /><br />and my drug of choice isn't Forensic Files, but rather Glee and Criminal Minds. Glee is only once a week, but there about 478402 episodes of CM a week. If not, there's always NCIS, CSI, Bones, or Cold Case. I'm such a thril.McClure ELA 8https://www.blogger.com/profile/08900755087875240681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-39630712559427983502009-10-23T11:09:04.657-05:002009-10-23T11:09:04.657-05:00TC - Yeah, I'm sure it says something :)
Sorr...TC - Yeah, I'm sure it says something :)<br /><br />Sorry, but as DP's comment reminded me, you gotta have tickets for the gun show. <br /><br />Murf - Yep, I gotta be in at Brandt-Leland by 9. TCB - Taking care of business.<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKs6y9_d2ps<br /><br />OK Chick - Thanks!<br /><br />Helene - <i>I am not surprised that you are a fan</i><br /><br />What is THAT supposed to mean? lol Yeah, Private Eyes is good. I also like Rich Girl, One On One, and don't forget Method Of Modern Love :)<br /><br />PennyCandy - I used to be that same way. I dunno what happened. Maybe I got lazier, maybe life hardened me, maybe the Oreos were too tempting. Whatever it was, I just decided to go for it.<br /><br />Sage - Blech, I can't imagine liking buttermilk. Yes, yes, I'm from Alabama, and I see my people continue to be persecuted.<br /><br />Cooper - I was not dripping with sarcasm (for once in my life). LOVE that show, along with <i>Cold Case Files</i>. One of my life goals was to someday replace Bill Kurtis.<br /><br />Susan - That's a good plan. For me, there are just certain days where I hold no pretenses that I'm not going to be lazy.<br /><br />Daily Panic - Nope. I haven't dressed up for Blogtoberfest in years. Any ideas?<br /><br />Gun show! ROFL That's great.<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1ZelzzkePcBonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-23114759849522411372009-10-23T10:23:26.083-05:002009-10-23T10:23:26.083-05:00You are living dangerously if you are drinking mil...You are living dangerously if you are drinking milk past the expiration date on the carton- to a germaphobe that is like swallowing arsenic and living!!! WOW! What are you going to do next??? - it was for the love of the oreo that you risked your life... so sweet. <br /><br />Do you have your celebratory blogtoberfest outfit yet? I don't think the fall social season will offically end until after that final send off. My beggarween costume involves a cat- a tutu- and converse shoes. <br />You will post a pic of your costume right? We want proof of your gun show!Daily Panichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06179183072566661932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-75541285807405060262009-10-23T08:42:22.924-05:002009-10-23T08:42:22.924-05:00I tend to go from work clothes to some sort of &qu...I tend to go from work clothes to some sort of "comfy" clothes when I first get home--sweats, a t-shirt, etc. After a few hours in those I move to PJ's. Somehow it feels less lazy.Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214835420820980136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-77013972290910358862009-10-22T22:58:21.436-05:002009-10-22T22:58:21.436-05:00If I were a writer I'd want to be you Bone. Ye...If I were a writer I'd want to be you Bone. Yea, selfish I know.<br /><br />Just in case you were dripping with sarcasm when mentioning Forensic Files....it is one of my favorite shows to fall asleep to.cooperhttp://wonderlandornot.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-46228081187651001762009-10-22T21:25:47.383-05:002009-10-22T21:25:47.383-05:00You're funny Bone, and you beat me by at least...You're funny Bone, and you beat me by at least 2 days on the milk---I hate sour milk, but I like butter milk, go figure. As for your social life and cousins... you're from Alabama, right?sagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17499891950639742366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-11036324238405085802009-10-22T19:46:08.951-05:002009-10-22T19:46:08.951-05:00Still trying to figure out why your cousin is noti...Still trying to figure out why your cousin is noticing your muscles. <br /><br />Milk after the date is just not something I can do, you are braver than mine.PennyCandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07998433304599368727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-71565806112052696052009-10-22T18:22:00.622-05:002009-10-22T18:22:00.622-05:00Bone, Bone, Bone... not sure where to go with this...Bone, Bone, Bone... not sure where to go with this one... I am feeling sorta sad...<br />Actually I think I may have to comment to you via FB. <br /><br /><br />Anyway, I will belt out a song or two for you tomorrow. I am not surprised that you are a fan... I am keeping an open mind about the concert.... hoping secretly for a shout out from them for my BD... ohhhh maybe they will call me up on stage to sing with them!!!! Think it will happen? hehehe ya me either, but it is 'Positive Thursday'... so I have to think positively! Perhaps they will sing a song just for me...Private Eyes... or You Make my Dreams Come True hehehehehhehehehehe<br /><br />idk about you, but I am cracking myself up tonight!<br /><br />Hope your weekend is better than anticipated! Frankly, I hope mine is too... turning 39 again! ugggggggggggg <br /><br />cheers!Helenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06481533361253699464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-30665873308914842102009-10-22T14:00:29.740-05:002009-10-22T14:00:29.740-05:00"At the most recent cake and diaper mixer&quo..."At the most recent cake and diaper mixer"-great line!OK Chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14729372117518869463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-74899447379800575692009-10-22T13:10:29.203-05:002009-10-22T13:10:29.203-05:00You have a job?!?You have a job?!?Murfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07859630977737647681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-36884017379164326142009-10-22T11:23:26.618-05:002009-10-22T11:23:26.618-05:00I find I quite enjoy cake and diaper mixers, and i...I find I quite enjoy cake and diaper mixers, and in fact, generally prefer hanging out with the ones in diapers than the adults. What exactly that says about me, I'm not sure, but I'm sure it probably says something.<br /><br />Why are there no pics of these gigantic biceps?TChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02487739742081226423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-19358028947904693702009-10-22T10:15:40.819-05:002009-10-22T10:15:40.819-05:00WorkingMom - Yep, same here. All except for the t...WorkingMom - Yep, same here. All except for the training bras, of course. Also, by the 8th grade we could no longer afford a school nurse, so our 8th grade gym teacher did ours. It was uncomfortable at best.<br /><br />Cap'n John - *shudder* Oh, that's a different kind of exam altogether.<br /><br />Ed Abbey - Well, you do have a family to consider, so it's understandable. That's quite the visual of your dog. <br /><br />Pia - Thanks! I ask myself those same questions often. Usually when I'm in the tub. Sometimes I sob openly :)<br /><br />Renee - Sometimes I like to try out material on Facebook before I bring it here to the masses.<br /><br /><i>thanks MOM for that totally ugly hair cut!!!</i><br /><br />That's a shame. LOLBonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-25103770010797679122009-10-22T09:31:17.305-05:002009-10-22T09:31:17.305-05:00see you didn't share the birthday party circui...see you didn't share the birthday party circuit when you told us about the personal best thing...I guess that was the most exciting thing you did all week.<br /><br />I don't know if Working Mom will come back to read this but we had one scoliosis screening in 6th grade where they had lined up the class... girls first then boys. And we were in alphabetical order. I got stuck being the last girl in the girl line and when I tried to enter with the rest of the girls the nurse tried to make me wait with the boys (thanks MOM for that totally ugly hair cut!!!) Luckily the teacher saved me.<br />Funny with all those screenings it seems that I have a curved spine anyway. I bet if I had it straightened I would be much taller.Renee Nefehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08167893445846427824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-86555028504867318532009-10-22T09:14:23.375-05:002009-10-22T09:14:23.375-05:00This post was hilarious. Totally hilarious. Ther...This post was hilarious. Totally hilarious. There were so many great lines I couldn't pick<br /><br />You're doing a great life job of not having a life. And I think making the one year old birthday party circuit is well interesting<br /><br />Bone why aren't you famous? Why don't you have a newspaper column? Why don't you put some of the effort you put into making your life so notable into submitting?piahttp://courtingdestiny.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-48134756658084237182009-10-22T09:05:17.698-05:002009-10-22T09:05:17.698-05:00You made my personal best of drinking some of the ...You made my personal best of drinking some of the milk the day of expiration (and that was even in the morning) seem like a snail compared to Michael Bolt. Normally if I see the date and it is today, it is down the drain. I am still haunted by the image of my dog drinking bad milk and having curds stuck to his whiskers.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214319366049620074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-84997378746763054312009-10-22T08:29:15.905-05:002009-10-22T08:29:15.905-05:00Training Bras? Scoliosis screening? You girls had ...Training Bras? Scoliosis screening? You girls had all the fun. All we boys got to do was "Turn left and cough."Cap'n Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15267651027289124037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-70344855609221860152009-10-22T08:23:01.219-05:002009-10-22T08:23:01.219-05:00I don't usually comment but I HAVE to with the...I don't usually comment but I HAVE to with the "scoliosis screening" comment. That made me laugh. Boy does that take me back to standing in line in the gym, each girl taking turns to lift your shirt, bend over and have the nurse check your spine. How humiliating...they probably don't even make kids do that any more...they probably need privacy! Something we didn't have when in school in the 80's! Although it was something to look forward to if you had a new "training" bra.WorkingMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02381850410367823994noreply@blogger.com