tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post116974858695162307..comments2024-03-13T12:44:53.437-05:00Comments on If You Read Only One Blog This Year: Primary colorsBonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-51946540226751258032007-02-07T22:02:00.000-06:002007-02-07T22:02:00.000-06:00Women should have rules about not overly nit-picky...Women should have rules about not overly nit-picky with eachother ,with all this examening fairly worthless things and yaking overly about it(it is good to be ''nit-picky ''with important things, like I don't know going to the moon).But that is what you get when people have too much time on their hands{not a bad thing ,but for some it is} and don't know what to do with it. 6592 part 1Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1170193506553955262007-01-30T15:45:00.000-06:002007-01-30T15:45:00.000-06:00TC: My benefit, huh? And just how does that work ...TC: My benefit, huh? And just how does that work exactly? :)<BR/><BR/>I don't know why I remember it. Probably because in one episode of <I>Seinfeld</I>, George is dating a girl named Sienna. And Jerry makes the comment at some point, "Yep, he's dating a crayon."<BR/><BR/>Big Man: I nearly always take a female along when I'm buying clothes for myself. Oh, and congrats on the new job, by the way!<BR/><BR/>Genie: Haha. I figured someone might ask what shade of gray or green I was using. <BR/><BR/>Perhaps one of you ladies might venture a guess. I have no clue. Although I do know the html hexadecimal codes for said colors :)<BR/><BR/>I think the word verification page is standard Blogspot fare.Bonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1170047069189186492007-01-28T23:04:00.000-06:002007-01-28T23:04:00.000-06:00You're always forcing me to stop lurking because y...You're always forcing me to stop lurking because your posts crack me up so much. Maybe you can teach me the subtleties of blogging because they sure escape me.<BR/><BR/>How would you describe the different grays in your new design?<BR/><BR/>The comment one is easy, but the background gray can be called different things. They're flattering for your blog<BR/><BR/>Not sure about the almost pink beige in the verification page<BR/><BR/>I'm a girl so the knowledge comes easily to me. But I wouldn't know how to change a tire if my life depended upon it, and come to think of it, it just might some dayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1170041392851084292007-01-28T21:29:00.000-06:002007-01-28T21:29:00.000-06:00...that's why I took a woman-friend along to help ......that's why I took a woman-friend along to help me pick out some clothes for my new job. Guys would be happy in boxers and wife beaters if the corporate world would give way to such minimal allowances.<BR/><BR/>Doesn't know how to change a flat tire is blowing my mind. I learned, the hard way, at age 16. On a steely cold, early spring evening. In the pouring rain nonetheless. My grandfather stood watch as I changed the tire. He wanted me to learn how to do it all on my own. Good lord man, tell that fella to grow a set, and get dirty. Ain't no harm in trying.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1170002463169830892007-01-28T10:41:00.000-06:002007-01-28T10:41:00.000-06:00I'm with Eileen... photos would be okay. Really, i...I'm with <B>Eileen</B>... photos would be okay. Really, it's all for <I>your</I> benefit, not ours...<BR/><BR/>You remember burnt sienna?? You're doing better than me.<BR/><BR/>In fact, I could have used your help last night: I got stuck on what the 8th color in an 8 pack of crayola crayons was in trivial pursuit... stupid, stupid orange. Who wants it anyway?!?!TChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02487739742081226423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1169879482264826852007-01-27T00:31:00.000-06:002007-01-27T00:31:00.000-06:00Jen: Thank you :)Renee: So flowers or hearts over ...Jen: Thank you :)<BR/><BR/>Renee: So flowers or hearts over cartoons? I'm not sure I comprehend. Who doesn't love a Ziggy anniversary card? :)<BR/><BR/>I'll think some more on this. You might recall my feeling about greeting cards, and that is: <A HREF="http://littlenibbler.blogspot.com/2006/05/from-bone-humor.html" REL="nofollow">90% of greeting cards are useless</A>.<BR/><BR/>Eileen Dover: Drooling is so cute :)<BR/><BR/>Blondie: Salmon? Eggplant? What you consider colors, we consider food. That's it! I understand women now.<BR/><BR/>Xinh: I had no idea. It sounded very odd. Especially at a football game. With people around.Bonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1169871589762265882007-01-26T22:19:00.000-06:002007-01-26T22:19:00.000-06:0036 comments?Bone, you're a celebrity. Hilarious p...36 comments?<BR/>Bone, you're a celebrity. <BR/><BR/>Hilarious post.<BR/>And as often as I stop a girl in the break room at work and say, "what color is your skirt? I mean... I can see it... just can't put my finger on it. Salmon? Fuchsia? Eggplant, YES!"... I agree that back-to-the-basics way of thinking is better.<BR/><BR/>I miss the simple third grade days.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1169854364576200212007-01-26T17:32:00.000-06:002007-01-26T17:32:00.000-06:00Bone:Sounds delish. I'm drooling at the thought of...Bone:<BR/><BR/>Sounds delish. I'm drooling at the thought of you and your mock-neck. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1169853980416729342007-01-26T17:26:00.000-06:002007-01-26T17:26:00.000-06:00Hey can I help add a chapter to your book?It would...Hey can I help add a chapter to your book?<BR/><BR/>It would be titled "How to buy cards 101"<BR/><BR/>step 1. go to a card store or store that sells cards (they carry them all over now).<BR/><BR/>step 2. locate the section that is titled with the occasion you are getting the card for. IE. Specific Holiday, Birthday, Sympathy, Get Well.<BR/><BR/>step 3. locate the section that includes they type of receipient the card is for. IE. WIFE, LOVE, Mom, Dad, etc...<BR/><BR/>step 4. If the card is for your Wife or Girlfriend, skip the cartoons and head straight for flowers or hearts...you really can't go wrong there.<BR/><BR/>step 5. read the card. If you don't understand it, choose another one. If the card says at least 99% of what you agree with, go ahead and buy it. If not, keep looking.<BR/><BR/>If you can't be bothered with this...don't bother to get a card. You can make up for it with some really nice flowers or taking them out to dinner at a place where the waitress comes to your table.<BR/><BR/>Feel free to add your own tips to this Bone. Or perhaps the chapter should be "how to buy a card for your wife or girlfriend 101" and edit out the mom & dad stuff.Renee Nefehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08167893445846427824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1169852956027718432007-01-26T17:09:00.000-06:002007-01-26T17:09:00.000-06:00Bravo! This was hilarious!!!!!Bravo! This was hilarious!!!!!Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18366314424162217011noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1169850988537407122007-01-26T16:36:00.000-06:002007-01-26T16:36:00.000-06:00TC: I remember my least favorite. It was corn-som...TC: I remember my least favorite. It was corn-something. Like a blue color. But when you used it, it was so light, you could barely see it. I didn't care for burnt sienna much either.<BR/><BR/>Kerry: I think with a lot of guys doing home improvement stuff, we learn a few more colors. But still, there's no need to use them when referring to clothing :)<BR/><BR/>Kate: Well, I can't speak from experience, but I imagine that if the male in the relationship spends more time on his hair than the female, that might be a bit odd :)<BR/><BR/>Pia: Maybe that's a NY or big city thing. Because I imagine there probably wouldn't be a lot of space to work on your own car there.<BR/><BR/>I remember George complimenting Jerry on a jacket once on <I>Seinfeld</I>, but he prefaced it with, and I quote: "Can I say one thing to you? And I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality... it's fabulous."<BR/><BR/>So no, they wouldn't compliment other men on their clothing :)<BR/><BR/>Eileen: I do have one gray pullover. It's kind of a mock turtleneck that zips near the top. (I feel odd even using the phrase "mock turtleneck.")Bonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1169844286405300842007-01-26T14:44:00.000-06:002007-01-26T14:44:00.000-06:00Bone -Aww, I am positive you own at least one pret...Bone -<BR/><BR/>Aww, I am <I>positive</I> you own at least one pretty 'lil sweater.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1169842896562978332007-01-26T14:21:00.000-06:002007-01-26T14:21:00.000-06:00Not talking about the primary colors, well maybe, ...Not talking about the primary colors, well maybe, but I can't see Seinfeld, Larry David or Ray Romano as Ray barrone knowing anything about cars, or fixing things--and they might compliment each other albeit while pretending to jokeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1169836718594598412007-01-26T12:38:00.000-06:002007-01-26T12:38:00.000-06:00Bone, Bone, Bone, do I have to always be here to w...Bone, Bone, Bone, do I have to always be here to whip you into shape?<BR/><BR/>If real guys can watch GH they can compliment each other. Just my opinion<BR/><BR/>And I know many men who don't the difference between whatever the car things are. Their wives do as they know how to fix the plumbing and change the lightbulbs<BR/><BR/>Maybe it's a New York thing<BR/><BR/>It is a very funny post Bone<BR/><BR/>Think I see "Bone's book" in the making or "Book of Bone." Yuck to both titles. But I see a book and soonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1169836635064709802007-01-26T12:37:00.000-06:002007-01-26T12:37:00.000-06:00as i get older (and I am not THAT far outta my 30'...as i get older (and I am not THAT far outta my 30's tyvm! lol your comment made me growl!! But that is better than giggling as it hurts too much to do that right about now! lol) I have been more attracted to men who are more 'metrosexual'... into their appearance, dress etc... Perhaps its because they would be catagorized as friends now and not perspective mates... idk. I do know that I oculdnt be with a guy that was 'prettier' or better kept than I am! lol...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1169831059587216212007-01-26T11:04:00.000-06:002007-01-26T11:04:00.000-06:00It is really weird when a guy tells another guy th...It is really weird when a guy tells another guy that he looks good, or his shirt fits nicely or something to that effect. Its OK for a guy to tell a girl 'you look nice!'.... but not another guy! Great man rules! I have male friends that have expanded their color wheel knowledge and can name more than the 8 basic colors in the Crayola box... but that's either because they have sisters or most of their friends are girls ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1169828853556226462007-01-26T10:27:00.000-06:002007-01-26T10:27:00.000-06:00Pine green is a nice manly color. Sky blue is... a...Pine green is a nice manly color. <BR/><BR/>Sky blue is... a nice little baby boy color. :) Just saying.TChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02487739742081226423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1169825581497305322007-01-26T09:33:00.000-06:002007-01-26T09:33:00.000-06:00Lux Lisbon: Well, someone had to speak out :)Carme...Lux Lisbon: Well, someone had to speak out :)<BR/><BR/>Carmen: Well, if blogging it is considered documenting it, then yes :) I think it would make a good sitcom episode.<BR/><BR/>Carnealian: That's interesting. I wonder why girls don't have similar issues.<BR/><BR/>Eileen: Well, I wouldn't know Banana Bliss from Banana Boat. And I may or may not have a pretty sweater ;-)<BR/><BR/>Sage: Thanks. Ah, no more Kevin in AL? Truly the end of an era :)<BR/><BR/>TC: Well, out of the ones that I remember on the link you provided, I would have to say pine green :) I liked sky blue, too.Bonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1169821016923108422007-01-26T08:16:00.000-06:002007-01-26T08:16:00.000-06:00My favorite color was (is) teal.My favorite color ...My favorite color was (is) teal.<BR/><BR/>My favorite color in a box of 64 Crayola crayons was cerulean. (Um, still is.)<BR/><BR/>Guess I don't like change all that much, huh?<BR/><BR/>And your favorites were...? <BR/><BR/>(Having pulled up the <A HREF="http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0872797.html" REL="nofollow">link</A> to all the 64 colors, I'm going to guess....fuchsia? ;))TChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02487739742081226423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1169819500276470862007-01-26T07:51:00.000-06:002007-01-26T07:51:00.000-06:00Bone, this is great! I laughed throughout--and yo...Bone, this is great! I laughed throughout--and your ending is classic. BTW, I updated you in my blog list, you are no longer Kevin in ALAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1169818266031260102007-01-26T07:31:00.000-06:002007-01-26T07:31:00.000-06:00Bone:Err, damn internet and electronic records mai...Bone:<BR/><BR/>Err, damn internet and electronic records maintaining my drunken words for your prosperity.<BR/><BR/>Umm. I like manly men. But yeah, two men wearing pretty sweaters running toward each other is hawwwt.<BR/><BR/>;)<BR/><BR/>Just kidding. I just like men who can dress well. The fact a guy can tell the difference from teal and turquiose is a turn-on.<BR/><BR/>Especially if I paint my house and say to him, "Hey, what do you think of this? Do you prefer Golden Sunrise or Banana Bliss?", and he looks approvingly but still suggests, "I think Tuscan Yellow would be more suitable with the sunlight you have in here."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1169817692860757512007-01-26T07:28:00.000-06:002007-01-26T07:28:00.000-06:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1169817285188213502007-01-26T07:21:00.000-06:002007-01-26T07:21:00.000-06:00Ah, it's so much easier being a girl. We don't ha...Ah, it's so much easier being a girl. We don't have all these rules and potential gay moments. <BR/><BR/>The only time I can say I've used the word turquoise though is when I was talking about jewelry.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1169815735180555642007-01-26T06:48:00.000-06:002007-01-26T06:48:00.000-06:00A straight man said "turquoise?" Did someone docum...A straight man said "turquoise?" Did someone document this moment? We could make some serious money on that. It might air on National Geographic or something ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1169810742218659462007-01-26T05:25:00.000-06:002007-01-26T05:25:00.000-06:00Wow! You are quite the ball buster eh? ;)Wow! You are quite the ball buster eh? ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com