tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post114479602031615427..comments2024-03-13T12:44:53.437-05:00Comments on If You Read Only One Blog This Year: Show your patronage?Bonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1144965262059145902006-04-13T16:54:00.000-05:002006-04-13T16:54:00.000-05:00Tiffany: I'm with you. Next we'll be expected to ...Tiffany: I'm with you. Next we'll be expected to tip the people who park the cars.<BR/><BR/>(I'm kidding.)<BR/><BR/>Boobless: Very smart having your money out before you wash. I am currently working on a germophobic handwashing post. And thanks for stopping by and commenting :)Bonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1144951519062304832006-04-13T13:05:00.000-05:002006-04-13T13:05:00.000-05:00Yeah...those attendants are everywhere in south Fl...Yeah...those attendants are everywhere in south Florida. I usually always tipped $3-$5's...each time I used the restroom. The attendants always seemed to be elderly people and I just always pictured them making squat from Medicare and not being able to get any other job. What's nasty is that some women's restrooms have a full asortment of makeup to use. Can you say easy way to contract pink eye, herpes, etc? Blech. And I always threw my money down before washing my hands that way they touched the soap, they handed me my towel and then I would even wait until they opened the door for me to leave too! Yeah...up here in Podunk MidWest...I don't think there are bathroom attendants anywhere.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1144897449023115442006-04-12T22:04:00.000-05:002006-04-12T22:04:00.000-05:00Yea, Those wonderful bathroom attendants are all o...Yea, Those wonderful bathroom attendants are all over this freakin' city. You can't get away from them. I appreciate the thought, don't get me wrong...but still. <BR/><BR/>I am glad ya'll enjoyed Memphis..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1144870109673398342006-04-12T14:28:00.000-05:002006-04-12T14:28:00.000-05:00Big Man: Yeah, this guy hardly did anything either...Big Man: Yeah, this guy hardly did anything either. I mean, I can tear off my own paper towel.<BR/><BR/>Renee: Good point! That could have been my excuse. "I'm sorry, but I've already washed my hands and don't want to get them dirty by handling money."<BR/><BR/>Heather B: I'm just used to getting things like that out of a machine, I guess :)<BR/><BR/>GroovyC: I think so. I'm beginning to think it was just a scam. I mean, really, who gives out mints in a bathroom? Yuck!Bonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1144862492395380672006-04-12T12:21:00.000-05:002006-04-12T12:21:00.000-05:00Good idea for a scam: Buy a $1 bottle of soap at t...Good idea for a scam: Buy a $1 bottle of soap at the dollar store. Stand in a men's room squirting it at people. Bone, you already gave this guy 100% profit!!! It's really a good idea actually!<BR/>BTW, word verification: nJUNKqlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1144862371470552042006-04-12T12:19:00.000-05:002006-04-12T12:19:00.000-05:00In a lot of women's bathrooms (depending on the ve...In a lot of women's bathrooms (depending on the venue) there's like a massive ass basket full of random stuff that one would need on a night out (aquanet, nail polish, trojans etc.) Usually I'm drunk enough by then, that I'm in awe and/or tipping the bathroom attendent $20.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1144860407680142622006-04-12T11:46:00.000-05:002006-04-12T11:46:00.000-05:00Okay, you wash your hands...the attendant hands yo...Okay, you wash your hands...the attendant hands you a towel and you tip... NOW YOUR HANDS ARE DIRTY FROM TOUCHING THE MONEY! wash again, dry again, tip again?<BR/><BR/>too confusing! I'll leave my purse in the car!Renee Nefehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08167893445846427824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1144856144865610452006-04-12T10:35:00.000-05:002006-04-12T10:35:00.000-05:00I have only had one incident where there was an at...I have only had one incident where there was an attendant in a men's restroom. It was in The Tabernacle in Atlanta [a music venue]. The guy hardly did anything. It was a big enough restroom where the rest of the urinal users could skate around employing his "services." He handed me a towel, and I tipped him $1. That's appropriate. Like someone said above, if he had done something else I can see tipping more.<BR/><BR/>And I'm with you one the no talking rule in the bathroom. Well, except for either "boy this water sure is cold," or "this water sure is deep." :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1144853828337141752006-04-12T09:57:00.000-05:002006-04-12T09:57:00.000-05:00Sherry: Yeah, me neither. Although he had a shoeb...Sherry: Yeah, me neither. Although he had a shoebox full of cash.<BR/><BR/>Buzz: Yeah, he completely caught me off guard though. And by shy male, you mean normal male. If the two of them hadn't been talking, I probably wouldn't have been able to go. With just one guy standing there, in silence, like four feet away. It's near impossible.<BR/><BR/>Tenacious Tipper: I'm sure I could google it. And again, I would have felt better about it had it been one of those large bathrooms with carpet and chairs to lounge in and such. <BR/><BR/>Dorothy: Perhaps you should consider getting an intern from NYU. I have some chicken wire I can lend you.Bonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1144852381974329282006-04-12T09:33:00.000-05:002006-04-12T09:33:00.000-05:00I've been thinking about getting my own bathroom a...I've been thinking about getting my own bathroom attendant. I mean, they are so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.<BR/><BR/>But then I'd have to move to Chicago and eat pancreas. I don't think they do wet naps either. <BR/><BR/>Well, scrap that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1144851868542546242006-04-12T09:24:00.000-05:002006-04-12T09:24:00.000-05:00I ususally only tip the attendants if I require an...I ususally only tip the attendants if I require any of their additional services. For instance, in the women's room they will have all sorts of lotions and perfumes and cigarettes, etc. I figure the soap is complimentary right? If I ask them to go above and beyond, then I'll tip them. I would like to hear the proper etiquette on this though, as i worked at a restaurant in college and always hope to tip people what is expected/deserved.Tenacious Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12880372751941397660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1144842283334344582006-04-12T06:44:00.000-05:002006-04-12T06:44:00.000-05:00Sorry. 2 bucks is EXTREMELY too much. In fact, a...Sorry. 2 bucks is EXTREMELY too much. In fact, as ridiculous as a bathroom attendant is, no tip is much more appropriate. Sure, you sort of feel bad the first time but you get over it really quick and you never think about it when it happens again.<BR/><BR/>Bathroom attendants are nothing but annoying and prevent the shy male from using the bathroom at all. I think that is the biggest waste of a tip in the entire world. Well, I must correct myself. The Maitre d' is the most useless. I've made the mistake of tipping them before and they expect to be tipped more than the waitress/waiter at a table!<BR/><BR/>I tip well.... but ONLY to those who deserve it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1144841667710501472006-04-12T06:34:00.000-05:002006-04-12T06:34:00.000-05:00There are some jobs I would never want and a bathr...There are some jobs I would never want and a bathroom attendant is one of them. UGH!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1144815464543770052006-04-11T23:17:00.000-05:002006-04-11T23:17:00.000-05:00Lederer's Girl: I can shut the lid before flushing...Lederer's Girl: I can shut the lid before flushing. That's easy enough. I'll have to get in the practice of doing that.<BR/><BR/>Carnealian: Only you. lol<BR/><BR/>Yeah, I think that would cover it, too. But what if he didn't remember me? Then it would be awkward. Maybe I just watch too much Curb Your Enthusiasm.<BR/><BR/>Chickadee: No, he wasn't. Now I feel like I got scammed. Especially since there was no one in the ladies' room.<BR/><BR/>Renee: Yeah, probably not. Actually, I never do <I>that</I> in public restrooms. Urinals only. So I never need a square. I can see how that would be a problem for women though.Bonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1144814115663841392006-04-11T22:55:00.000-05:002006-04-11T22:55:00.000-05:00I am learning so much about bathroom etiquette fro...I am learning so much about bathroom etiquette from you! I just wish you had a female version...well maybe that wouldn't be a good idea.<BR/><BR/>Maybe you could offer some suggestions for the "Spare a square" show... I'm guessing because of the NO Discussions rule that would NEVER happen in the Men's room, huh?Renee Nefehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08167893445846427824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1144810102916515142006-04-11T21:48:00.000-05:002006-04-11T21:48:00.000-05:00Huh. I didn't know there was a "wave" for requesti...Huh. I didn't know there was a "wave" for requesting wetnaps. Can you tell how often I patronize BBQ joints? LOL.<BR/><BR/>And the bathroom thing...that almost makes me wonder if the guy was really an employee of the eating establishment if the bathroom was that tiny. But I guess the owner would have tossed him out on his tushy if he wasn't an employee.<BR/><BR/>And gee, he wasn't too subtle about the tip, was he? ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1144808719328838832006-04-11T21:25:00.000-05:002006-04-11T21:25:00.000-05:00Wow! 2 bucks?!? You are very generous. I think t...Wow! 2 bucks?!? You are very generous. I think that would have covered it for the entire evening. I really hate small bathrooms like that. But, you did give me an idea for a job. Wonder if I could get a job in a mens room. Um, can I hold something for you sir?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1144808681470554152006-04-11T21:24:00.000-05:002006-04-11T21:24:00.000-05:00Another way to help with traveling fecal matter, i...Another way to help with traveling fecal matter, in fact, the only safe way to eliminate the bacteria or lessen it, is to shut the lid of the toilet before flushing. It's the circulation of the water that distributes most of the bacteria. Yeah, I'm a loser, I know that crapola.<BR/><BR/>As for the attendant, it just depends on what you're comfortable with. On Beale, from what I discerned from a friend who's a club owner, two to three dollars is typical. If you're in NY or elsewhere, it's obviously more. Typically a fiver.<BR/><BR/>I'm just full of useless info tonight. On the NONE useless end, do what I do, carry a bottle of dissolving antibiotic gel with you everywhere. I have one in my purse, one in my console, typically one in my pocket, etc. I can't bear to think my hands are dirty. And it absolves you from having to re-tip Bathroom Boy. :) Good luck!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1144802773072076302006-04-11T19:46:00.000-05:002006-04-11T19:46:00.000-05:00Ms. S: Actually, I wondered the same thing. Even ...Ms. S: Actually, I wondered the same thing. Even typed it as part of my post, but deleted it. His box was just this shoebox-looking thing. And maybe he kept coming out every few minutes to see if the manager was around.<BR/><BR/>OCG: I will see what I can do. I can definitely see that. With the toothpicks, depending on what kind of dispenser, hundreds of greasy, germy hands have touched the surface that your toothpick is rolling across. Gross!<BR/><BR/>Xinh: Beale is in Memphis. Bourbon is in New Orleans.<BR/><BR/>I don't believe it is a chain. And the women's did not have an attendant. So perhaps I was scammed?<BR/><BR/>Someone was telling me about the toothbrush in the bathroom thing just the other day actually. I've already made the necessary adjustments. However I'm finding it difficult to live with the knowledge that for 33 years... ugh! Shudder at the thought.<BR/><BR/>OK, enough about fecal matter for one day. I'm going to drink some Clorox or something :)Bonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1144798212748239122006-04-11T18:30:00.000-05:002006-04-11T18:30:00.000-05:00Hey Bone, can you Flickr exactly what that hand ge...Hey Bone, can you Flickr exactly what that hand gesture was again?<BR/><BR/><BR/>I have a huge aversion to mints and toothpicks in restaurants. I was watching <A HREF="http://www2.oprah.com/index.jhtml" REL="nofollow">a very important television show</A> one time (not unlike NOVA). They said that something like 94% of mints and toothpicks in restaurants have fecal matter on them because people go to the bathroom, don't wash their hands, and then dig around in the mint bowl. I <EM>never</EM> touch the stuff.hannahhashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03080930121511278237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6006953.post-1144797094840474912006-04-11T18:11:00.000-05:002006-04-11T18:11:00.000-05:00at first i thought that maybe that bathroom attend...at first i thought that maybe that bathroom attendant fella was scamming because why would such a small bathroom require such a thing?<BR/><BR/>come to think of it, i am still perplexed. <BR/><BR/>great post!<BR/><BR/>:) sizzleSizzlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00182860438430294750noreply@blogger.com